Monday, November 27, 2006

Really Bad Tattoos Part 5

are those the floor plans to a house? Or am I missing something? Maybe the low budget version of Prison Break?
I wonder what Freud would say about this image. Woman on top, Sausage on the bottom. Transsexual desires?


One thing is for sure. A tattoo will definitely make you more BAD ASS!


A couple of monster chest pieces. I dont really get the deal with the zombie James Brown (from his mugshot pic) and the butterfly/moth, is it really necessary to make it 20 times actual size?






Tattoos directly on your face seem to always work out really well. It looks like "the Dude's" was done by a first time tattoo artist, probably his buddy. I think its funny to imagine that his buddy had done D-U-D and then refused to do the E.


Why?


You know, I always thought that the tazmanian devil/looney toons tattoos were really over done but its nice to see someone put a fresh spin on the whole idea.

Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 1
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
REally Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7
Really Bad Tattoos Part 8

76 comments:

Zoe said...

Wow, that was brilliant of that skin head guy to tattoo that right on his face. I'm sure his fellow inmates will really love that, and he'll have a breeze in prison.

Anonymous said...

That guy with th nose piercing looks like he used magic markers.

Darth said...

Holy crap. All of them were bad, but I don't think I'd ever be caught dead with a stupid ugly butterfly tattooed to the head of my penis. I can't believe someone tolerated needles on his penis to have that one tattooed.

Patrick said...

Thanks for making my day. I remembered this site and as it was loading I was saying "please let there be a new part please let there be a new part..."

Fr0z3n said...

I got two dragons on my bifuricated penis. My a$$hole is spider webbed.
I was thinking a flower and a bunch of grapes on my left tit would be slutty.
Oh, I also have a knife ripping open my stomach...

Anonymous said...

As for the tattoo on the "Pugsly wanna be", it's a damn FAIRY. Maybe a flower arrangement would be nice for the other arm????

Anonymous said...

wow people are fuckn retarded

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaaaahahahaaahhhhaa
oh my fucking god that shit is hilarious those people must have been really fucked up or there are just mentally i have a few tattoos but they are for special reasons and there not of some dumb meaningless crap..also to all of the ppl telling yu that yu have no right blah blah blah they can suck it cause those tattys do fucken suck and yu are right!!
also to the one who said everyone has there own opinion well thats his opinion yu dumb bitch..:)have a good day

Anonymous said...

I think the fairy on the arm could be a girl but anyway a very young person. Who was allowed to tatoo that one

Denny! said...

This truely hurts the brain just knowing stupidity actually gets to be this overwhelming.....

Ive worked in a few tattoo shops and seen some pretty stupid shit.
But this... This tops it all off.

Im dying of laughter and somewhat confused onto why and ok... it just so bad im a loss for words now :S

Anonymous said...

what the hell where these people thinkin.i will neva watch looney tunes da same again

Anonymous said...

Oh My Fucking God!! What a bunch of dickheads. I can just see the tattoo artists all pissing their pants laughing at the stupidity of some of these people, we certainly couldn't stop laughing. But then again, some of these look like they were done by a kindy class!

Anonymous said...

The Looney Toones guy looks like he's brought himself to a cartoon climax and nothing is going to make him wash that shit off his member. That's the end of children's entertainment then.

Anonymous said...

I am flabberghasted.....just spelling that was a trip...i am not sure i spelled it right, but i am sure none of these tats are right...and all i came into look at was the palm tattoo...these peeps are trippin...glad to make the visit....aloha

Anonymous said...

some of them are good, but most are pretty poo

Anonymous said...

I cannot understand how anyone can tolerate the pain of needles to their penis. bloody hell.

Anonymous said...

Is that gastropod with the fairy on his arm wearing a Harvard tee shirt? If so, their admission standards have gone way downhill. Also, what ever happened to grammar folks? Most of you are the English language's equal to those shitty tattoos.

Katie said...

Man thats just gross and awsome!!!

Anonymous said...

Who are you to ridicule an individual's body art? You say you are unmarked, but for someone who has apparantly no particular interest in the art form, you sure as hell talk a lot of shit about other people's adornments. OK, some are blatantly crap tattoos there, obviously done by amateur, home tattooists.

I personally know the artist who carried out the 'dragon penis' tattoo. He has won several awards for this unusual piece, and the man who wears it would certainly not consider it a piece of crap. I would not wear it personally, but respect his choice to do so, and don't think he should be subject to ridicule as a result.

You sound like a frustrated individual, who is quite possibly too scared to get inked yourself, and deflect your fear by mocking others who have permanent ink in their skin.

It's not too bad at all, by the way! Join a tattoo forum and find out all you can, before getting under the needle! :)

Anonymous said...

If you are a tatoo artist and you ascribe to the garbage above then beware anyone who is thinking of getting a tat. I notice you are anoymous though so obviously not looking for business.
This does NOT sound like a frustrated individual at all, but someone with the integrity to voice what they believe in.

Anonymous said...

wot the fuck were these freaks thinking!!! they r obviously fucked up in the head n need 2 go talk 2 a professional

Anonymous said...

The strangest might be the woman with the bruises and cuts on her face. At least the others are acting in the sense of some type of art however misguided. What possible reason could you have for wanting to look like you just got the shit kicked out of you?

Anonymous said...

THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN WHAT PERVERT GETS CARTOON ON HIS DICK IS HIS GIRL FRIEND 5

Leea said...

okay, i dont know about you but i'd never shag a guy with a tattooed penis. wouldnt shag a girl with a tattooed pussy either.

katie m said...

WOW tha guy with tha snake on his dick was awesome!holy shit dunno where he got tha nuts to do that!i would neva even think bout gettin a tat down there!just show maybe there is such thing as pain tolerence!

Anonymous said...

When we were kids, we used to draw on peoples faces in magazines. Good luck making it look as retarded as the guy in the mugshot though...

Anonymous said...

You think these are freaky, check this chick out:

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20061028.html

Anonymous said...

lol all the way, when is part six by the way. I have tatts, I have my exs- hands strangling me, is that weird, everybody likes it. I guess I'm cool.

Anonymous said...

OH MY FUCKING GOD i am still spinning out, these people are fucked up. They are on serious serious drugs or just plain stupid. They have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Good luck to them. Dickheads!!!

Anonymous said...

How horrifyingly bad... and yet hilarious

Anonymous said...

ok if you r going to pay to get a tattoo then DONT GET A SHITTY ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRUNK TATTOO ARTIST DID

Anonymous said...

I have a saying that "stupidity should be painful" I hope these tattoos hurt like a mofo!

alextattoos said...

a tattoo is personal asshole

V2DHEART said...

wow..cool site and cool pics....wish there was more tho :)

www.frewebs.com/v2dheart

Pazuzu said...

Indeed some horrible decisions were made, but if they are happy with them, who are we to judge. I am an aspiring tattoo artist, and I would have definitely attempted to talk some of them out of the permanent artwork. I think an artist needs to have a little dignity and know where to draw the line and simply say "no fucking way." I think most of those were homemade jobs. The billboard on the forehead for 10 grand is insane, pure and simple.

BENCHFIRE said...

aw man. cunt puncher is the coolest tattoo i've ever seen. hats off to that dude.

www.benchfire.com

Naty said...

ok I think that Tattoos on ur face are definetly a mistake, unless u wanna be a Tattoo artist, even then Most of the tattoo artists I know would never even do it. Most Good tattoo shops won't even touch the skin above ur shoulders they flat out refuse it.

Anonymous said...

Its a fucking good job that he shaves. can you imagine daffy duck with hair soming out of his eyes?

joe

Anonymous said...

some people will do anything for money but why do they feel the need to mutalate someone elses body like that it dos not matter how retarded they are they dont deserve that

Jennifer said...

:claps:

Anonymous said...

I have some big tats..and I can't remember how I even found your site, but wow.. .what a bunch of dumb sobs....

www.cheflifeonline.com

thanks, just thanks. :)

Anonymous said...

interesting to look at. hard to relate to. some of the tat's were done with skill, what were they thinking of!

kayla said...

omg why the hell would you get a tattoo on your cunt that is so sick. that would probably be one of the most painfull things in the world. i think if i was a guy and i was going to have sex with her and i saw that i would freak out and run as fast as i could why would you get a tattoo there.

Anonymous said...

why in the hell would you get a tattoo on your cunt that would be one of the most painfull the ever. if i was a guy and i saw that i would be running for the hills!

Chaq said...

I think these tats are great! Each and every one is an expression of the wearer's identity and their mindset at a particular time. Not only that, but the tats are all really unique and interesting. Hell, it's got all of us talking! I should say though, that I don't like `cunt puncher'; that's pretty foul.

Anonymous said...

I Want to get a tat when Im older , and seeing this has made me realise that I have to think VERY CAREFULLY about what I want permenantly engraved on my skin and where. thanks :)

reason said...

people get shit tattoos other people laugh at them. its noting to get insulted about. I have loads of tattoos and I stil enjoy laughing at other peoples rediculous tattoos. Just because some people have no taste (disney characters on your cock???) or commen sence (cunt puncher!) and choose to express this in ink isn't my problem. They are the one who has to carry it for life. its fun poke fun at them, they deserve to be ridiculed.

Anonymous said...

It's rather interesting that the guy with the tattoo on his penis has a very low circumcision. The head is no big deal, the head isn't very sensitive, neither is the shaft skin. Only the inner foreskin or the formally inner forskin is very sensitive. He doesn't have enough left to matter. Maybe he's trying to compensate for his loss with his tattoo.

Anonymous said...

imagine walking in on a male family member when taking a piss and seeing that penis tattoo. or even in a public bathroom stall. i mean, really.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking idiot!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUNT PUNCHER.

hilarious.
truley hilarious

Anonymous said...

Tattooface no 2 is such a beautiful man...what a shame

Stephen said...

I wonder if the guy with "Skinhead" and the Swastika's tattooed on his face has every read "Human Stain" by Philip Roth.
For those who don't know and have never seen the film. Its about a man who spends his entire life denying that he is mixed race. He is able to "pass" because he is so white and has light eyes.
Go on look very very carefully I clocked it (English expression, look it up)right away, maybe because we have a lot of mixed race people in London, and my mum was almost as light skinned as this guy. This man has demons.

jstar said...

the first tat, with the blueprint, is the boardgame for Clue. still misguided, perhaps, but at least it's not just some not the econo version of a prison break tat.

Alex said...

Everybody should take note that 'cunt puncher' is on a girl. !!!

Anonymous said...

Actually, the skinhead was featured on an episode of supermax, based in Utah. Just last year, he broke out while at the doctor and killed 2 guards and led the rest on a high speed chase only to give up miles down the road.

Anonymous said...

The skinhead one is just funny.

"Hmmmm... I wonder why nobody will hire me? Must be the Jews and Black's fault!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha...celebrate your pride for your white skin by covering it up with tattoo ink! What a confused pawn!

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some people out there are just plain fucking assclowns on getting some of the most insane and totally idiotic tattoos. They all should just go hang themselves if they believe that the tattoos is worth getting inked on your body.

Anonymous said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!! For the few pics I've seen here, this is the funniest site of the worst tattoos. I just have two words for these poor souls that are going to feel like going straight to the devil himself and say this, FUCK ME!!!!! If I want to LMAO, then this is the site to be on. Pity for those fools who destroyed themselves who some of the stupidests shit looking tattoos.

Anonymous said...

i find the guy with the nose piercing handsome. ive got a crush on him :) i could care less if he had four-year-olds draw on his face with permanent markers. he has pretty eyes. kind of reminds me of paolo nutini. ciao!

Anonymous said...

That's George Clinton from Parliament dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Wow, those made me laugh.

It's the poorly done that are the worst.

The Cunt Puncher one is hilarious... and also the artist did a good job.. it's the just subject material that makes it "dumb" to you all..

Anonymous said...

"That's George Clinton from Parliament dumbass."

If you're referring to the James Brown tat... take a look at the pic below you piece of shit.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/jbrownmug1.jpg

Anonymous said...

wow. humanity is ending. lots of horrible tattoos here.

thanks for gathering these.

however something confuses me. if you dont have any tattoos, why would you make a site just for bad tattoos? thats like me making a site for stupid import cars w/ bad decals and annoying mufflers. they are horrible and amuse me, but i wouldnt waste my time on them.

not a slam, just curious

Typebrighter said...

To the last commenter:

The "Really Bad Tattoos" series is just a small part of this site. I basically write about different aspects of popular culture. To see more of what is here you can go to the main page at http://www.typebrighter.com

Anonymous said...

* * RING RING * *

Hello?

* * Are you the gentleman with the Looney Tunes characters tattooed on his nether region? * *

Yes.

* * This is the legal department of Warner Brothers. We have in our hands a court order that, due to copyright infringement, you are to immediately remove that area. You have 24 hours. * *

Uh. . .

- - - - - - -

On an unrelated note, you really have to admit that "Cunt Puncher" has a really nice ring to it.

Anonymous said...

the first one kinda looks like the gameboard for clue

RateMyLeftArm said...

There are some similarly bad tats at ratemyleftarm.com

Anonymous said...

You have to be pretty crazy to get tattooed on your junk.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, the third tattoo with the fairy on it is actually decent work. It doesn't suit the guy at all, but the work itself isn't bad.

Anonymous said...

I laughed solidly for about 30 seconds when I saw the "Cunt Puncher" Tattoo. I am still chuckling here to myself 15 mins later. I can't wait to show my mates this website. Great work.

Phoenix said...

Regarding the mug shot, it's not all that unusual for 'Lifers' in prison that are gang members to have tattoos on their faces. They have no need to get a job later or be in society, so they use their face (and the rest of their body) to show their gang, their accomplishments, their placement, etc. One of the ideas behind it is that when they switch prisons they can bring nothing but themselves,so without the tattoos you have no way of proving your affiliation, rank or anything else you want to claim.

The 'Skin head' and swastika represents the gang he's a part of. All the other tattoos are likely part of the complicated and rather hidden code of the gang system. What's funny about this tattoo to me is that at least in California, a swastika forceably tattooed on someone's forehead is a death sentence.

Anonymous said...

Nina Meixner of Hinsdale, Illinois has two tattoos on the upper inside of her thighs right beside her Whahoo! They are tattoos of bald eagles [actually "vultures"] eating mice! No taste in tattoos but Nina Meixner is certainly original if not obscene. Seems as if she liked the tattoo so much that she had the same tattoo done twice beneath her cunt! I wonder what she has tattooed on her boobs and her ass!

Anonymous said...

I love the cunt puncher tattoo! I also love tattoos with vaginas. Nina Meixner, Hinsdale, Illinois

Anonymous said...

I think the "fairy on the arm" is actually supposed to be "princess Lea" of Star Wars, not that it helps it's appeal!1 and "cunt puncher" ?? what a dickhead!!